2 hours ago
Important lessons learned at Texas Roadhouse
23 hours ago
Birthday Tattoo
My birthday is the 30th. Some friends have agreed to fund my birthday tattoo. I want something dinosaur. But what? I need help…
Ideas?
Cutest Kitties in Metal!!!
Congratulations, Decibel magazine, for creating the most awesome feature to ever grace the pages of a metal rag!
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One can only hope...
- me: My ex who I was just starting to be friends with again told me the reason he couldn't come over when my grandmother died is that he was having a fight with his new girlfriend, or making up after a fight. Fuck him. I wish him ill.
- Dev: Yeah fuck him. Asshole.
- me: Still depressing.
- Dev: Yeah, sorry.
- me: There's that fear that I'll be alone always...
- Dev: You won't. You might end up with an abusive alcoholic though.
- Oh he knows you well....also the house sliding down the hill with him in it is a great ill wish.
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Of the books I’ve read this week, this is my favorite (sorry, Kurt Vonnegut).
This book was amazing.
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1 day ago
GPOYW—cleaning the heck outta the master suite in attempts to “move in” finally ed
I have those same sweat pants!
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Fuck You- Lily Allen
So you say it’s not okay to be gay
Well I think you’re just evil
You’re just some racist who can’t tie my laces
You’re point of view is medieval
Fuck you, fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don’t stay in touch
Fuck you, fuck you very very much
Cause your words don’t translate
And it’s getting quite late
So please don’t stay in touchHey 53% of Maine. THIS.
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Remember, remember, the fifth of november.
Recuerden, recuerden, el 5 de noviembre.
The gunpowder…
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2 days ago
knottedthread:kdforbreakfast:babyastronauts:chainletter2:
Here’s a photo of a group celebrating the prevention of gay marriage in Maine last night. Maybe it’s just because I’m in Canada but is it wrong that I think this is kind of funny?
Old bitch in the front is literally on her knees because she’s so happy same-sex couples can’t be legally wed. That ginger mom wearing the scarf? She is so obviously pleased with herself. I guess what’s funny to me is that in, I dunno, ten years, once everyone gets over hating the gays, those self-satisfied smiles will seem so evil to everyone, the modest god-fearin’ clothes will look like a flimsy disguise, and these people will be remembered for the exact opposite of what they think they’re accomplishing. Savor those grins ladies, you don’t know it yet, but you’re history’s monsters.couldn’t have said it any better. this photo makes me physically ill.
I have a hard time believing these people actually exist. I guess they do [obv], but it just seems so unfathomable. Maybe I’ve been reverse-sheltered.
I agree. Really? Falling on your knees with relief that us homos won’t be getting married? Fuck you old lady. And look at the cunt right up front with the vest. She has later-life-lesbian written all over her.
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